Cecil P. Jones

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Up in the Hills of Slimey Time there is a lovely town
G                              B                      Am                      C       (G/ F/ C/ B)
but there was a problem and a solution must be found
        Em                 C                 B                           D
The people are troubled and hide inside their homes
                 G                         B                           Am                       C
from the rudest man who ever went by the name of Cecil P. Jones
              G              F                 C                       B
Oh the pain of irritation annoyance and aggravation.

G/ F / C / F  G/ F  E/ A

      Am                     F                        E                    G
Well I was only seventeen when cecil bothered me
                       C                   E                   Dm                    F        (C/ Bb/ F/ E)
He put his elbows on my table and he drank my cup of tea
       Am               F                    E                      G
He calls out in class without ever raising a hand,
          C                       E                         Dm                            F
He doesn't help old ladies cross the street. What a mean man.
               C             Bb                           F                          E
What a day to be out when Cecil P. Jones is walking about

G/ F / C / F  G/ F  E/ A
Bm/ Bm/ Bm/ G- F#- Bm/ D/D/D/Bb- A- D

Bb/ F/ Gm/ G / Cm /G Cm G7

Cm Ab/ G Bb/ Eb G/ Fm Ab/Eb Db/ Ab > Db Eb/ Ab G/ C

(same as above vs)
He cuts in line at concerts, cant get the seat i want
He only tips me ten percent at the local restaurant
He looks at himself in the mirror in a very obnoxious way
He always interrupts me so i can't finish my...hey

I'm Cecil P Jones and ive taken over the mic
I will do exactly with it precisely what i like
If i have wrecked your silly song guess how much i care
I am singing the vocals and i dont like to share
C Bb F E
Cecil P Jones Leave us alone or well make sure you never get home

C Bb/ F Bb C/ F E/ A

        Dm                     Bb                A                          C
And so they beat up cecil and locked him up in a cage
            F                                A                    Gm                   Bb    (F/ Eb/Bb/ A)
He thrashed around and growled at them to express his rage
Dm                       Bb                   A                    C
Now all of the townsmen can safely walk around
           F                     A                        Gm                    Bb
The legend of the rudest man has become world reknowned
                F                 Eb                   Bb                               A
We shall go and celebrate the capturing of the man we hate

Bb/ A/ D