Lily Kwikandeezy

Oh I’m Lily Lily Kwikandeezy
Finds a mate and makes it breezy
All the men, they love to see me
Cause I’m Lily Kwikaneezy

Well I’ve loved Harold and Barry
Larry with the mustache
Gerald and Jerry
Kenny didn’t take much
Joe and John Jack and Len
Oh I’m rarely alone
I’ve even snuck a peak at one, Cecil P. Jones

Oh I’m Lily Lily Kwikandeezy
Finds a mate and makes it breezy
All the men, they love to see me
Cause I’m Lily Kwikandeezy

Bob and Tom and Jack were fine
Tim and Ted and Ned were mine
Dave and Marve and Chuck and Paul
That’s not even close to all
Josh and Pete and Steve and Sam
And every single kind of man

If you have a different part than me
Say hello to Lily Kwikandeezy
Come a little closer…